Monday, 25 February 2019

My most embarrassing moment!!

My most embarrassing moment!!

I wanted to share with you all the most embarassing night of my life, I can't even think about it without cringing, so what better way than to remember It forever by placing it online for all of you to see and possibly cringe along with me. So grab a drink and read all about it.




The day began with me attempting to shop to buy a fancy outfit I was going out, but not just any out a rather posh evening out full of my partners work colleagues and bosses. I couldn't dress like I usually did with my good old black leggings and sparkly tops, I needed a dress of some sort with some high heeled shoes which is something I'll come to regret later on.

So I had my new makeup, new jewelry and of course a beautiful black dress and the ridiculous shoes along with some black tights, I couldn't possibly show my legs off way to insecure for that. I was ready and waiting to leave, and I had to put on those dreaded heels, just so you know I never wear heels I cannot walk in them, I fall over every time, and I look utterly ridiculous. However, it was a special occasion so I tried my best. Once we arrived, and I could feel myself burning up from fear It was so quiet outside the venue, but as we approached I could hear the faint sounds of laughter and music, I took some deep breaths linked arms with my partner and walked in whilst trying my hardest not to fall over.

While I was being introduced to everyone, I had to plant a smile on my face while looking around for an empty seat wishing I could sit down but of course I had to stand the entire time because that's what people do isn't it!! After litrally feeling my feet burning, I decided it was not going to get any easier unless I forgot about it, I regretfully decided to get drunk, very drunk, to the point where I was no longer this quiet, anxious insecure girl I became wild, loud and confident and lets just say it became easier and much more fun.

It was eventually time to sit down for dinner thank god because those heels were honestly killing me. Along came more alcohol, and by the end of dinner I was making friends with everyone, I was having the best time, then out came the shots and then some more. A while later the music began and being foolishly drunk I was straight on the dance floor, I thought walking was difficult, but dancing was even worse, yet I tried to ignore the pain and carried on.

Disaster struck, I decided to spin and fell down. After laughing awkwardly the people I was dancing with tried to help me stand but as soon as I stood up I fell again, and I was in agony. I instantly felt sick and lightheaded yet, I managed to crawl over to a chair, lifted myself up and sat down. The pain was now unbearable, I started shaking and I noticed how large my ankle was. Everybody was lovely and asked if I was okay but because I was feeling humiliated I smiled and said 'oh yeah I'm fine, I'll be okay in a minute don't worry.'

My partner walked over, and I told him what happened and that I felt like I was going to pass out. He went to get me some water and some ice to place on my ankle, while I was sat in agony waiting, groups of people approached me and asked again if I was okay, I laughed and pretended I was fine trying to convince them it was just a sprain, I noticed people staring, and I could just tell they were speaking about me I was mortified.

I slowly sipped my water and begged my partner to ring an ambulance because the pain was getting worse and worse. We were waiting a little too long, and I got frustrated so I rang a taxi instead, once the taxi arrived, I  wondered how the hell I was going to get outside. I stubbornly tried to stand up but I couldn't I sat straight back down again. My partner called his friend over, and I wrapped my arms around both their shoulders but I couldn't do it, my leg was heavy and I felt a cracking feeling. After trying to figure out a way there was no choice they picked me up and carried me outside, through a packed out venue, everybody was staring why did it have to happen to me!!!

I layed in the back of the taxi, and we drove to the hospital, we waited in a packed out waiting room and I felt extremely nauseous because the pain was unbearable. I told my partner I was going to be sick, but because I couldn't stand I would not make it to the toilet in time, all of a sudden I vomited everywhere all over the chairs in front and all over the floor, in my hair, all over my dress It was revolting. Everybody looked at me, my face was bright red, and I began to panic and struggled to catch my breath a lovely nurse rushed over to help clean me up and helped me breathe normally by taking long deep breaths, after a few minutes I calmed down and it was my turn to be seen.

After my x-ray, they informed me that I broke two bones in my leg the tibia and fibula I couldn't believe it, the nurse advised me I was going to have to stay and have an operation the next morning. What made this whole ordeal worse was the fact that the doctors were incredibly attractive and it was just my luck that I neglected to shave my legs that night, and they were sooo hairy, I've never felt so embarrassed. To top it all off, when I needed to wee I was made to use a little bowl and had to lift myself on to it, do a wee and then pass it back to the cute doctors to dispose of. It was terrible.

I stayed in the hospital for ten days and had five operations to fix it. I now have metal rods in my leg they offered to remove them, but I refused to have another operation because the first time I almost choked and had to have my stomach pumped, the third time I had a partially collapsed lung, so I wasn't going to go through that again. So, now I'm stuck with it but it's not causing any problems so far and its been over two years now, so it's fine. 

So that's one of the most embarrassing nights of my life, one I'm constantly reminded of by my partner's work friends. If I could go back in time, I would throw those poxy high heeled shoes away and wear my comfy, safe flats. It's safe to say I will never wear heels again.


8 comments:

  1. What an absolute nightmare!! I thought you were just going to say you got tipsy and fell over dancing, can't believe what you went through. I must admit that I laughed out loud to the bit where you said ''The Doctors were all extremely attractive and it was just my luck that I hadn't shaved my legs that night'' and the bit about the potty. I don't know how you got through it but thank you for sharing. Awesome post x

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    1. Oh don't, it was so embarrassing and they were sooo attractive I just kept laughing cause I was so embarrassed my partner thought I was mad and didn't understand lol. Yea it was very bad I don't know how I got through it either, was horrendous. Thanks for commenting. ♥

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  2. You poor thing. ImI so sorry you had to go through that. Glad you are doing well now .

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  3. Hey, yeah it was terrible I can laugh about it now, and I did kind of laugh at the time because I just couldn't believe my luck lol. Much better now, thank you for reading. ♥

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  4. well written post. thank you for sharing

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    1. Thank you for reading and commenting. ♥

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  5. You're brave for sharing this - maybe we should all do a post with our most embarrassing moment. I think I would struggle to think of just one lol x

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    1. Hey, It was so bad probably the worst night I'm my whole life. There are many more stupid things I've done, but they would take over this entire blog if I shared them lol. Yeah, you definitely should, I'd love to find out one of yours. Thanks for commenting. ♥

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